Today's "What the fuck?" moment . . .

As if I don't feel fat enough, Mikey demands to come into the bathroom while I'm taking a bath, only to coldly criticize my body with the following remark, "Momma's butt makes Mikey sick."

Oh, my God - I have the sweetest children...of the CORN!

Kids and shit make me crazy!

I wanted to scream, cry, and laugh all at the same time; I had one kid shit the tub, the other kid gush blood from her nose, and the dog choke on a corn dog stick. I feel like a janitor and my home: an insane asylum with only one patient....

Who wants to read blogs?

I have to say, I think keeping a blog is just as expressive as keeping a journal - however, I've chosen to publish mine because there's alot in life that makes me laugh my ass off; mainly my kids, my crazy mother, and my dramatic inner monologue!


Am I the only one who, at the end of the day, lies in bed and thinks, "what the fuck?"


"What the fuck am I doing?"