I’ve concluded that many of today’s husbands are under the misguided delusion that their wives are (on top of being working mothers, maids, cooks, seamstresses, chauffeurs, personal assistants, and, at times, psychologists) ampm mini-markets. Simply put – we are always open for business, and not just ANY business – sexy business. Apparently, many wives are so bored with their days that they have absolutely nothing better to do than come home after 12 hours of non-stop working activities and clean the house, cook dinner, bathe the children, help with homework, put the children to bed, beautify themselves, and give their husbands hours of submissive intercourse. Wives are walking, talking, warm blooded ampm’s – they are always open, they don’t care if you're dirty, if it’s the middle of the night, if there’s a tornado about to hit, if it's a holiday - ampm’s are never closed for business. If only I could be like my fellow ampm wives. . .ha ha ha!
