Holiday Travel is a pain in my ASS

I need to plan my route to work tomorrow since every damn exit is closed. I can already envision my ride to work tomorrow; its gonna start nice, I'm gonna crank up the heater in the car, makin it toasty, then I'm gonna turn on sum holiday music (103.1), then I'm gonna stop by starbucks and get my coffee, then I'm gonna hit a line of traffic and sit in it for two hours, honking and screaming and riding people's asses all the way to work! By the time I walk in to work, I'm gonna be such a bitch!