Mikey has hit a major obstacle in his potty-training saga. He won’t shit in the toilet! He'll just shit his pants and let the turds tumble on out, and onto the carpet. It gets better - his father (instead of punishing him) just follows him around with a bucket and brush, and a can of foaming carpet cleaner.
Now, I can appreciate the fact that Jared is an excellent parent, and awesome at taking care of everything from the housework and carpooling, to the potty-training and bill-paying, but he has got to do something about this shit-fest that goes on every day. Mikey needs some sort of punishment, some sort of consequence to face after doing something so....well, so shitty.
If he were a puppy, I'd rub his nose in it and put his ass outside........
LMAO! Oh, Melissa, you are so funny! I promise you, Mikey will not go to school in a diaper. One day, he'll care enough to get it right. Until then, good luck!
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